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The first episode 1. Xiaoxian: If the brain can fly, then it is simply the airport. 2. Yifei: Now the value is different, the waist is hard, and the words are not breathless. 3. Zi Qiao: You can buy a house, but you can't buy a home; you can buy a marriage, but you can’t buy love; you can buy watches, but the money is not everything, but pain is painful. source. Give me your money and let me be alone! 4. Xiaoxian: Go to your grandmother's banana skin, this product is opened! 5. Xiaoxian: Do you know what the most popular is? It's not a cow piano, it's a group of cows facing you, playing coins! 6. Xiaoxian: Whenever I find the key to success, some people have changed my trivial! 7, Yifei: In this way, the juicer, bread machine, and soymilk machine are all together! 8. Youyou: It's eight cooked. 9. Huang Baoqiang: Remember my secrets of success: read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more. God's choice, I can do it! 10. Xiaoxian: Bar not selling wine, selling salted fish. 11. (Here is lyrical) Xiaoxian: I thought I was God, I could settle myself, and I could also live all beings. But in the end, it was empty. I didn't help you realize your desire, I'm sorry. (Silent behind) I am not God, but lonely. The second episode 1. Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now called a bomb coin. 2. Huang Baoqiang: You calm down, you are calm. Ixian: How can you be calm when you ride me? Huang Baoqiang: I forgot to tell you that I have practiced in Shaolin Temple. Xiaoxian: (get up) You won, your whole family won! 3. Guan Guan: I will take you to watch a movie, horror movie, Uncle Sadako 3D version ~ (Haha, I want to watch this movie too) 4. Yoyo: Monkey brother watch, there are monsters. 5. Xiaoxian: It's the same as Zi Qiao. 6. Xiaoxian: University teachers [Harmony] Disabled person, you will be red ~ 7, Zi Qiao: No one will really take a bath in the bar! 8. Bar staff said to Meijia: I really read it wrong. The girl with pink clothes looks too much like you. 9. Xiaoxian: The confession is just the initial stage, the advanced stage is, waiting for you to confess to me. 10. Xiaoxian: Dig him in Xili
The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms, the right eye jump, and the chrysanthemum bloom. It you must go online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument. I will have a dozen different ways to die. The life is like a play, one is one, and another one who is married and has children. Very normal. I I will definitely be cut into potato chips. Is who have never died since ancient times, and die early and late. Now raw rice has been cooked into porridge. is not terrible to die, and it is terrible to sit and wait. The opinions of the opinion, I will make the final say. The opinion was inconsistent, she said the final say. Day, I couldn't wash my jump into the Japanese sea. The cross -category in Europe and the United States ~ Japanese action category ~ Gura together and parting, like a turn, one circle after a circle, connecting dance of life, some people will come back, some people know that goodbye is too Disaster. You Zhen Zidan than Jet Li! The sturdy life does not need to be explained! What can you say that his brain is in water? The premise is that you have to have your head. Three stinky skins, stinky Zhuge Liang. The is good, said a lot, I didn't understand much. The man is that I am Zeng Xiaoxian I I was Zeng Brother told you to believe me. Essence Essence The sip of salt water spray you The opportunity to fight me like a rain point. But I escaped one by one. This heater roasted bullfrog ~ Faced with reality, life is often more heavier than the taste of idol dramas. M help me cut the carrot into meat The identity you have, you have an ID card Is you talk to them in the middle of the night every day. How can they have time to create humans? B bet with me, not depending on what you want, but to see what I have ...
The people do not advocate self -esteem Our brother connected Dare to use violence at any of us The other two will be alarm.
. My Da, my knife, my Da, my knife, my Da, my knife, my Da, my knife ... "Love Apartment" was shocked The current divine song "忐" is used to count the banknotes, not for reasoning
Let's peek at This didn't find that idiots found 2.
Fortunately, it is not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be abandoned, but fortunately it is not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be abandoned. The head and buttocks are reversed again. I am more fragile than you. If driving a car, the car is sitting in Xiaohong and Xiao Ming, who is the owner? Answer: If. Ah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 凡 凡? has no money to buy even "hand paper" ~ This to escape the monk and can't escape the abbot. don't be obsessed with brother, brother is not just a legend.
I really want to install a toilet in your mind to rush off the disgusting things in your mind Then his entire brain will be washed away
has no rehearsal in real life, all live broadcast It what she wants to do is not a dish, but a wife. The new generation of urban women, who got the hall, got the kitchen, killed a Trojan, turned over the wall, opened the bicycle, bought the house, and fought over the primary three. We are two ideal youths standing on the street who are about to let go. The difference between him and pigs is that pigs cannot become people, but he becomes pigs every three differences. I originally wanted to win glory for boys, but now it is really light. I is not a celebrity. I am a personal stream! The competition is the game. You can not participate in. It is not only calm now, but also hurts! If there is no rule, then winning or losing is meaningless, and winning or losing is meaningless, then the game is meaningless. The me to be an emperor, so you will be the prince. What are you from? I made the meat This is Hu Yidao? The officials are not the masters for the people, it is better to go home to sell sweet potatoes The orangutan who can talk is 10,000 times stronger than stronger. I scold you that you have shrunk turtles and insult this word. Tatle children are not optimistic, is the road jumping rubber band on the road? has a green worm in the green vegetables. There is a wire in the fans Zi Qiao: Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a man, what you can excite you should be the devil's body instead of the devil's stepmother!
Xiaoxian: No, "The stepmother of the Devil" is only 24 episodes. Guan Gu: But you have watched 40 episodes of "Where's My Mother", 80 episodes of "Divorce and Not Cry", and 160 episodes of "Being a Woman". Congratulations ... You have experienced a woman .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................st forom!
Question: What is the four words that monks in the Journey to the West? Answer: 1. Master, the master was captured by the monster 2. Master, the second brother was captured by the monster 3. Master and the second brother were captured by the monsters. 4. Brother, the master, the master was captured by the monster
Q: A turtle drilled out his own shell, disassembled one, then drilled in, and played a health product. Answer: Calcium in calcium Questions: Answer: New cover again: The turtle drilled out its own shell again, disassembled it again One, then get in and live, make a health product again: Giant energy calcium
Ziqiao: "Who can be responsible, we will fly away tomorrow." (Everyone knows that the time when I played Caesar) This frozen three feet, non -microwave oven cannot thaw! don't take the shrimp into improper seafood.
. I loved a girl. We have been entangled together for a long time. Until one day, she suddenly left without leaving a word. I was guilty on that day, I know that she stayed with me is a mistake, because I can't give her the happiness she wants, Perhaps she is also a leaving. Error, but she must choose to finish one after one to tell herself which error is more worthy to commit —
Then the result n-- Without results, people often make another error in order to escape one error Since many errors cannot be avoided, why let regret bury your life? It, it is better to face one than you escape, do you say?
Iladder silicone is king. Life is to live, and the rest are floating clouds. The second loan is a mortgage loan and car loan . He is the shape.
Hu Yifei: Are you really relatives? Tang Youyou: Really, I am the thirteenth sister of TMD Zi Qiao: She is really my mother's thirteenth sister, although I am unwilling to admit this Tang Youyou: But I am always your little aunt, good Xiaoxian: Your mother is really evil door 一 ： 邪 邪 n The peach back to you, can I change the flash? Guangu, your shape today ... very red The beautiful content of the music enrich the theme clearly fascinating Do do not give the right to your opponent. The explanation is to cover up, what is concealed is the fact, the fact is the beginning of sin! The cards without common sense. If Conan lives, he will also be furious into Maori Kogoro. The frozen tofu in the refrigerator ... It than people I prefer pigs, pigs are always pigs, sometimes people are not people Almost, can't you come back anymore, isn't it? I want to order Chen Xiaochun. You can give it to the ticket prisoners who give it to the railway station I I am handsome, but the handsome is not obvious. I is a strong woman who is pregnant and has to play two workers The comrades to help our farm innovation technology exceeded the task and won praise. You know the injury, that is, riding a horse, the silicone gum is fell out. Jiu Jiu The name is the name of others at this time, and my heart is not good. I am a stream, and I will always flow forward. . She is normal, very normal, and even normal. The love that is not for marriage is hooligan pure men? Isn't China only a pure man The when your wrestling falls only one blood, it is called Sanxin Zeng, and it is resurrected in place. The tiger does not have cats, you are critical when I am ill listening to the story of others, flowing on my own tears. Sepatin is made by foreigners because sheep sheep and sleep Sleep homophonic, the Chinese should count dumplings ... people will play many characters in their lives. Essence But remember that there is a script that really belongs to you, don't lose wrong. If my relationship fails, it must be the other party on the ground. Why are this person so handsome at first glance? Slowly, it must be a relationship at first glance! I at first, I have a beginning, and I am still so handsome at first glance. The network chat is very dangerous, don't move really feelings. I also want to fall in love too early, but it is too late. The is used to vomiting. No matter how excited, please shoot other people's legs.
The graduated from the mental disabilities This plot worse than sheep sound The keyboard Can't survive The biggest difference between him and pigs is Peor can not become adults , and he becomes a pig every three differences R N I suggest that he takes some hemorrhoid drugs The treatment of his face and mouth disease
The mixing in rivers and lakes, it is best to test the sincerity of a man, not to see him say What, but see what he said after drinking. I just bought a new set of shaving knives, are you interested in trying ~ [Do you believe it, I can guess the brand of perfume you use! Is Georg Armani? 】[no! ]; [Is that Christian Dior or Chanel No.5? 】[neither! ]; [Isn't it Europe's? ] [Is SIX God! ]; [This brand is rare! Is it from the United States? ] [Six Gods, I bought it from the supermarket ...] The club is too old, the hole is too small, the table is too high, and the state is not good. did they come again just now, right? He said that you are going to Harvard, he said that there are people in the United States in the United States. Oh, do I know Gats I pulled up and wanted to eat my stomach. It to live in life, you have to be green on your body ~ Is don't be obsessed with conch. That is really a legend. Mlessness is the best solution
It you are right, then it is not a diamond, not even the rhinestone, then removed from the chandelier. In for justice and brotherhood. This Spring Festival Gala is a tradition of Chinese people for thousands of years. thought you are decadent, it turned out to be scrapped You you want the essence of the Spring Festival Gala, a group of handsome guys and beautiful women in big pants all night, and our seven men are complaining share. It my class is not allowed to wear skirts, otherwise I punished her upside down To taekwondo all won the poem chanting award, and we asked us how to mix about the literary arts to see the Spring Festival Gala. The is the saying that if you are not afraid of a donkey -like leader, you are afraid of pig -like subordinates.
1. Read more books and eat more snacks and sleep more 2, what is the truth about the truth 3, so -called textbook refers to expanding a simple and easy -to -understand term into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand r 4, Yifei: Come and worship the new hat Guan Gu: Wow, Yoyo: Praise Xiaoxian: Beauty exploded 5, Xiaoxian: university teacher teasing the disabled person, you will be red ~~~ 6, Xiaoxian: Oh, is it? I did n’t see it, come to the individual inspection report. Let ’s take a look at 7, Zi Qiao: Xiao Ze, do n’t, Xiao Ze. By the way, help me see whether the coin is positive or opposite. 8, I go to your grandmother's banana peel, this goods are opened 9, Zi Qiao: "In this year, what is the teacher and the dog who claims to be the teacher, right, Mr. Zeng?" r r r 10, small things are really different ~~ 11, never discriminate against lunatic, he is just different from your world view. 12, wait a minute, you can't die! Are you written? No! I hate those who go to suicide without writing a testament. You can write a testament. Don't affect your classmates who sleep behind. 14, Zi Qiao. You are an authentic beauty, and you can only look beautiful in the authentic. Essence Essence Because there is no light in the authentic 15, Zi Qiao: I am not forgotten not to collect money. Teacher Zeng: Are you losing? Zi Qiao: I did not collect money. The Teacher Zeng: In deliberate? Intersection Intersection Intersection ! Are you stuffed with liquid in your mind? Intersection Intersection 16, Yifei: My surname Hu, Hu Zufei Hu 17, Guan Gu: Nani? Lei: What mud? 18, if the brain disabled can fly, here is simply the airport 19, Meijia: When I was a child, I had a bad grade. The noodles were hanging on the noodles, but none of them died. Essence 20, I am Ai Paide's brother Ai Poard, you can also call me another name Zhang Yida 21, Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to ignore you. 22, Guan Gu: This Erkang looks too high. 23, Youyou: The woman who is a king is finally one day you think, what is the death, will it be more painful than alive? 24, the ultimate swimming pool party, a large wave of beauty is approaching 25 , Meijia: Eat a piece of cake first ... dear ~ 26, Guan Gu: Birds are big, there are all forests. 27, the old man is him, he is ,, Zeng Xiaoxian. Essence 28, Zi Qiao: This incident tells us, maybe the teachers who have given you employment class have not been employed, 29, Teacher Zeng: The worst thing is not the content, but they did not realize the content at all. Essence Essence Essence How bad is it 30, "I have been attacked by two daddy terrorists." 31, Yifei: Do you have the money to buy gifts, do you also consider returning money to the debtor 32,,,,,,, the Teacher Zeng: If the cake can be formed naturally, why should humans invented the oven? 33, Meijia: This Pepe's head was slammed by the bedside table. A pair of sun glasses were killed. (In other words, Meijia said at this time, it was very fun, which was very fun ~) 34,-so you don't need to care for us. -We we did not have Care you. -Be We Care! 35, ——— Did you not find that this is the KFC family bucket 36, this time it is a large -scale Qing Palace workplace inspirational drama 37, my salt vapor spraying you (representative of Meijia) r r Upgrade version: I bite a sip of salt and soda ~~~~ Bite you 38, the man must break his life, the woman wants to sell it for honor 39, we are so enthusiastic, lively, and enthusiastic 40, you must kill himself if you are unexpected. Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence 41, 24K pure handsome 42, not going home at 2:30 in the morning, there must be no good things 43, security guard: You are, Li Xiaolu? Youyou: Ah, what eyes. Security: Zhou Xun. Youyou: Yes, I am 44. There are more bridges I have walked than the roads I have walked This is too lazy to walk I have more salt I eat than you have eaten. is your taste heavy 46, Philippines: Zeng Xiaolian. Ziqiao: Do you like it? 看到: We see you talking to men. Youyou: Do you see it? which one? 47, Meijia, one seven, seven, 278, 38 Women's Day, May 1st Labor Day, Children's Day 48, I am the sister of He Lizhu, the river live, feed, feed Quan Zhixian, I am at half past two, oh, you have to come too 49, a person with a height of 1.87 meters even wore 37 yards. Essence 50, Yifei: This good news is that I have a good news to tell you next week. 51, Teacher Zeng: At noon today, we can have dinner together. 52, Peach Blossom Battle Chrysanthemum Monster! 53, the evil path of the evil. Essence 54, let's talk about it, it is not your gasoline, let it go 55, who won't it be useful? The key is useful? 56, Yifei: An accident, I am afraid that Zhanbo dare not. 57, ---- May I ask, is there any mineral water? ---- Yes. ---- Is there fruit juice? -orange juice and peach juice, which one is needed? ---- Actually I want to drink cola ---- Do I need to add ice? ---- Then give me a bottle of Bingrui -- -Is sorry, we do n’t have Bingrui ---- That ’s still mineral water
58, this is the in fact there is no special meaning But if you are willing to marry me I have no opinion 59, sorry for Zhanbo I I can’t marry you because I only know yesterday Female I want to return to the Western Regions to take charge of the Holy Fire Order Don’t believe it 60, Meijia: I I think the plot is good Grab a woman with the emperor enough too exciting Yiyou: This one is not a drama Meijia: how can it be possible Is the palace lock Xinyu 61, the so -called visiting relatives and relatives. Gu's tone is really funny ...) 64, hisrogen exploded overnight? 65, all middle -aged women in this world may become my mother -in -law ~ 66, what else can I do in addition to being an expert? … ... 67, you are a well. The horizontal and vertical is two 68. Whenever I find the key to success, someone will always change the lock 69, Yifei: Because I have not decided to have a boy or a girl, so I don’t know if you want to be a role Grandma is still her mother -in -law. 70, Phelps cottage special waterproof machine, cottage machine, is cattle ... 71, Xiaoxian: Do you know what the most popular is? It's not a cow piano, it's a group of cows facing you, playing coins! 72, Xiaoxian: Just like Zi Qiao's hair 73, Youyou: You say it is in case, what about the remaining 999 nine? 74, Yifei: I'm coming to the balcony to enjoy the moon Xiaoxian: Wow, so delicate reason
If I can't see that man, I will let you disappear! Disappearing in the sense of biology and sociology! —— Hu Yifei I really did not intentionally know, you can format me! ——Geng Xiaoxian Now raw rice has been cooked into porridge! ——The Zhang Wei I thought I was God! You can settle myself, and you can also spend all beings. But in the end, it was empty. I did not help you realize your desire. I am not God, but lonely! ——Geng Xiaoxian Welcome to listen to your moon and my heart. Good men are me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian. ——Geng Xiaoxian is the same as one million and one million, because I do n’t have it! —— Lu Ziqiao is better to throw a coin to help you calculate a hexagram. On the front, you are done by her. , She scored you, if the coin stands on the ground, you will retreat all over, how about it? ——Hou Yifei Meijia: Be careful big talk horny tip violence: That is just a beautiful lover: psychiatric patients —— —— —— —— leak. --Hu Yi Fei
Special agency: "Frankly widen, resist strictness, say, what is your name?" Zeng Xiaoxian: "My name is Jackie Chan ..." Special agents: "Why don't you say that you are Chen Zhen! Honest! Say, what is your name? " Zeng Xiaoxian:" My name is Chen Zhen ... " ............. The special agent picked up the whip! Zeng Xiaoxian: "I said! I said! ..... I named Zeng Brother!" ........
The first episode
1. Xiaoxian: If the brain can fly, then it is simply the airport.
2. Yifei: Now the value is different, the waist is hard, and the words are not breathless.
3. Zi Qiao: You can buy a house, but you can't buy a home; you can buy a marriage, but you can’t buy love; you can buy watches, but the money is not everything, but pain is painful. source. Give me your money and let me be alone!
4. Xiaoxian: Go to your grandmother's banana skin, this product is opened!
5. Xiaoxian: Do you know what the most popular is? It's not a cow piano, it's a group of cows facing you, playing coins!
6. Xiaoxian: Whenever I find the key to success, some people have changed my trivial!
7, Yifei: In this way, the juicer, bread machine, and soymilk machine are all together!
8. Youyou: It's eight cooked.
9. Huang Baoqiang: Remember my secrets of success: read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more. God's choice, I can do it!
10. Xiaoxian: Bar not selling wine, selling salted fish.
11. (Here is lyrical) Xiaoxian: I thought I was God, I could settle myself, and I could also live all beings. But in the end, it was empty. I didn't help you realize your desire, I'm sorry. (Silent behind) I am not God, but lonely.
The second episode
1. Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now called a bomb coin.
2. Huang Baoqiang: You calm down, you are calm.
Ixian: How can you be calm when you ride me?
Huang Baoqiang: I forgot to tell you that I have practiced in Shaolin Temple.
Xiaoxian: (get up) You won, your whole family won!
3. Guan Guan: I will take you to watch a movie, horror movie, Uncle Sadako 3D version ~ (Haha, I want to watch this movie too)
4. Yoyo: Monkey brother watch, there are monsters.
5. Xiaoxian: It's the same as Zi Qiao.
6. Xiaoxian: University teachers [Harmony] Disabled person, you will be red ~
7, Zi Qiao: No one will really take a bath in the bar!
8. Bar staff said to Meijia: I really read it wrong. The girl with pink clothes looks too much like you.
9. Xiaoxian: The confession is just the initial stage, the advanced stage is, waiting for you to confess to me.
10. Xiaoxian: Dig him in Xili
The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms, the right eye jump, and the chrysanthemum bloom.
It you must go online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.
I will have a dozen different ways to die.
The life is like a play, one is one, and another one who is married and has children. Very normal.
I I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
Is who have never died since ancient times, and die early and late.
Now raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
is not terrible to die, and it is terrible to sit and wait.
The opinions of the opinion, I will make the final say. The opinion was inconsistent, she said the final say.
Day, I couldn't wash my jump into the Japanese sea.
The cross -category in Europe and the United States ~ Japanese action category ~
Gura together and parting, like a turn, one circle after a circle, connecting dance of life, some people will come back, some people know that goodbye is too Disaster.
You Zhen Zidan than Jet Li!
The sturdy life does not need to be explained!
What can you say that his brain is in water? The premise is that you have to have your head.
Three stinky skins, stinky Zhuge Liang.
The is good, said a lot, I didn't understand much.
The man is that I am Zeng Xiaoxian
I I was Zeng Brother told you to believe me. Essence Essence
The sip of salt water spray you
The opportunity to fight me like a rain point. But I escaped one by one.
This heater roasted bullfrog ~
Faced with reality, life is often more heavier than the taste of idol dramas.
M help me cut the carrot into meat
The identity you have, you have an ID card
Is you talk to them in the middle of the night every day. How can they have time to create humans?
B bet with me, not depending on what you want, but to see what I have ...
The people do not advocate self -esteem
Our brother connected
Dare to use violence at any of us
The other two will be
alarm.
. My Da, my knife, my Da, my knife, my Da, my knife, my Da, my knife ...
"Love Apartment" was shocked The current divine song "忐"
is used to count the banknotes, not for reasoning
Let's peek at
This didn't find that idiots found 2.
Fortunately, it is not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be abandoned, but fortunately it is not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be abandoned.
The head and buttocks are reversed again.
I am more fragile than you.
If driving a car, the car is sitting in Xiaohong and Xiao Ming, who is the owner? Answer: If.
Ah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 凡 凡?
has no money to buy even "hand paper" ~
This to escape the monk and can't escape the abbot.
don't be obsessed with brother, brother is not just a legend.
I really want to install a toilet in your mind to rush off the disgusting things in your mind
Then his entire brain will be washed away
has no rehearsal in real life, all live broadcast
It what she wants to do is not a dish, but a wife.
The new generation of urban women, who got the hall, got the kitchen, killed a Trojan, turned over the wall, opened the bicycle, bought the house, and fought over the primary three.
We are two ideal youths standing on the street who are about to let go.
The difference between him and pigs is that pigs cannot become people, but he becomes pigs every three differences.
I originally wanted to win glory for boys, but now it is really light.
I is not a celebrity. I am a personal stream!
The competition is the game. You can not participate in.
It is not only calm now, but also hurts!
If there is no rule, then winning or losing is meaningless, and winning or losing is meaningless, then the game is meaningless.
The me to be an emperor, so you will be the prince.
What are you from? I made the meat
This is Hu Yidao?
The officials are not the masters for the people, it is better to go home to sell sweet potatoes
The orangutan who can talk is 10,000 times stronger than stronger. I scold you that you have shrunk turtles and insult this word.
Tatle children are not optimistic, is the road jumping rubber band on the road?
has a green worm in the green vegetables. There is a wire in the fans
Zi Qiao: Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a man, what you can excite you should be the devil's body instead of the devil's stepmother!
Xiaoxian: No, "The stepmother of the Devil" is only 24 episodes.
Guan Gu: But you have watched 40 episodes of "Where's My Mother", 80 episodes of "Divorce and Not Cry", and 160 episodes of "Being a Woman". Congratulations ... You have experienced a woman .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................st forom!
Question: What is the four words that monks in the Journey to the West?
Answer: 1. Master, the master was captured by the monster
2. Master, the second brother was captured by the monster
3. Master and the second brother were captured by the monsters.
4. Brother, the master, the master was captured by the monster
Q: A turtle drilled out his own shell, disassembled one, then drilled in, and played a health product.
Answer: Calcium in calcium
Questions:
Answer: New cover
again: The turtle drilled out its own shell again, disassembled it again One, then get in and live, make a health product
again: Giant energy calcium
Ziqiao: "Who can be responsible, we will fly away tomorrow." (Everyone knows that the time when I played Caesar)
This frozen three feet, non -microwave oven cannot thaw!
don't take the shrimp into improper seafood.
. I loved a girl. We have been entangled together for a long time.
Until one day, she suddenly left without leaving a word.
I was guilty on that day,
I know that she stayed with me is a mistake,
because I can't give her the happiness she wants,
Perhaps she is also a leaving. Error,
but she must choose to finish one after one
to tell herself which error is more worthy to commit —
Then the result
n-- Without results, people often make another error in order to escape one error
Since many errors cannot be avoided, why let regret bury your life?
It, it is better to face one than you escape, do you say?
Iladder silicone is king.
Life is to live, and the rest are floating clouds.
The second loan is a mortgage loan and car loan
. He is the shape.
Hu Yifei: Are you really relatives?
Tang Youyou: Really, I am the thirteenth sister of TMD
Zi Qiao: She is really my mother's thirteenth sister, although I am unwilling to admit this
Tang Youyou: But I am always your little aunt, good
Xiaoxian: Your mother is really evil door
一 ： 邪 邪
n
The peach back to you, can I change the flash?
Guangu, your shape today ... very red
The beautiful content of the music enrich the theme clearly fascinating
Do do not give the right to your opponent.
The explanation is to cover up, what is concealed is the fact, the fact is the beginning of sin!
The cards without common sense. If Conan lives, he will also be furious into Maori Kogoro.
The frozen tofu in the refrigerator ...
It than people I prefer pigs, pigs are always pigs, sometimes people are not people
Almost, can't you come back anymore, isn't it?
I want to order Chen Xiaochun. You can give it to the ticket prisoners who give it to the railway station
I I am handsome, but the handsome is not obvious.
I is a strong woman who is pregnant and has to play two workers
The comrades to help our farm innovation technology exceeded the task and won praise. You know the injury, that is, riding a horse, the silicone gum is fell out. Jiu Jiu
The name is the name of others at this time, and my heart is not good.
I am a stream, and I will always flow forward.
. She is normal, very normal, and even normal.
The love that is not for marriage is hooligan
pure men? Isn't China only a pure man
The when your wrestling falls only one blood, it is called Sanxin Zeng, and it is resurrected in place.
The tiger does not have cats, you are critical when I am ill
listening to the story of others, flowing on my own tears.
Sepatin is made by foreigners because sheep sheep and sleep Sleep homophonic, the Chinese should count dumplings ...
people will play many characters in their lives. Essence But remember that there is a script that really belongs to you, don't lose wrong.
If my relationship fails, it must be the other party on the ground.
Why are this person so handsome at first glance? Slowly, it must be a relationship at first glance! I at first, I have a beginning, and I am still so handsome at first glance.
The network chat is very dangerous, don't move really feelings.
I also want to fall in love too early, but it is too late.
The is used to vomiting.
No matter how excited, please shoot other people's legs.
The graduated from the mental disabilities
This plot
worse than sheep sound
The keyboard
Can't survive
The biggest difference between him and pigs is
Peor can not become adults
, and he becomes a pig every three differences
R N I suggest that he takes some hemorrhoid drugs
The treatment of his face and mouth disease
The mixing in rivers and lakes, it is best to test the sincerity of a man, not to see him say What, but see what he said after drinking.
I just bought a new set of shaving knives, are you interested in trying ~
[Do you believe it, I can guess the brand of perfume you use! Is Georg Armani? 】[no! ]; [Is that Christian Dior or Chanel No.5? 】[neither! ]; [Isn't it Europe's? ] [Is SIX God! ]; [This brand is rare! Is it from the United States? ] [Six Gods, I bought it from the supermarket ...]
The club is too old, the hole is too small, the table is too high, and the state is not good.
did they come again just now, right? He said that you are going to Harvard, he said that there are people in the United States in the United States. Oh, do I know Gats
I pulled up and wanted to eat my stomach.
It to live in life, you have to be green on your body ~
Is don't be obsessed with conch. That is really a legend.
Mlessness is the best solution
It you are right, then it is not a diamond, not even the rhinestone, then removed from the chandelier.
In for justice and brotherhood.
This Spring Festival Gala is a tradition of Chinese people for thousands of years.
thought you are decadent, it turned out to be scrapped
You you want the essence of the Spring Festival Gala, a group of handsome guys and beautiful women in big pants all night, and our seven men are complaining share.
It my class is not allowed to wear skirts, otherwise I punished her upside down
To taekwondo all won the poem chanting award, and we asked us how to mix about the literary arts
to see the Spring Festival Gala.
The is the saying that if you are not afraid of a donkey -like leader, you are afraid of pig -like subordinates.
1. Read more books and eat more snacks and sleep more
2, what is the truth about the truth
3, so -called textbook refers to expanding a simple and easy -to -understand term into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand r
4, Yifei: Come and worship the new hat Guan Gu: Wow, Yoyo: Praise Xiaoxian: Beauty exploded
5, Xiaoxian: university teacher teasing the disabled person, you will be red ~~~
6, Xiaoxian: Oh, is it? I did n’t see it, come to the individual inspection report. Let ’s take a look at
7, Zi Qiao: Xiao Ze, do n’t, Xiao Ze. By the way, help me see whether the coin is positive or opposite.
8, I go to your grandmother's banana peel, this goods are opened
9, Zi Qiao: "In this year, what is the teacher and the dog who claims to be the teacher, right, Mr. Zeng?" r r r
10, small things are really different ~~
11, never discriminate against lunatic, he is just different from your world view.
12, wait a minute, you can't die! Are you written? No! I hate those who go to suicide without writing a testament. You can write a testament. Don't affect your classmates who sleep behind.
14, Zi Qiao. You are an authentic beauty, and you can only look beautiful in the authentic. Essence Essence Because there is no light in the authentic
15, Zi Qiao: I am not forgotten not to collect money. Teacher Zeng: Are you losing? Zi Qiao: I did not collect money.
The Teacher Zeng: In deliberate? Intersection Intersection Intersection ! Are you stuffed with liquid in your mind? Intersection Intersection
16, Yifei: My surname Hu, Hu Zufei Hu
17, Guan Gu: Nani? Lei: What mud?
18, if the brain disabled can fly, here is simply the airport
19, Meijia: When I was a child, I had a bad grade. The noodles were hanging on the noodles, but none of them died. Essence
20, I am Ai Paide's brother Ai Poard, you can also call me another name Zhang Yida
21, Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to ignore you.
22, Guan Gu: This Erkang looks too high.
23, Youyou: The woman who is a king is finally one day you think, what is the death, will it be more painful than alive?
24, the ultimate swimming pool party, a large wave of beauty is approaching
25 , Meijia: Eat a piece of cake first ... dear ~
26, Guan Gu: Birds are big, there are all forests.
27, the old man is him, he is ,, Zeng Xiaoxian. Essence
28, Zi Qiao: This incident tells us, maybe the teachers who have given you employment class have not been employed,
29, Teacher Zeng: The worst thing is not the content, but they did not realize the content at all. Essence Essence Essence How bad is it
30, "I have been attacked by two daddy terrorists."
31, Yifei: Do you have the money to buy gifts, do you also consider returning money to the debtor
32,,,,,,, the Teacher Zeng: If the cake can be formed naturally, why should humans invented the oven?
33, Meijia: This Pepe's head was slammed by the bedside table. A pair of sun glasses were killed. (In other words, Meijia said at this time, it was very fun, which was very fun ~)
34,-so you don't need to care for us. -We we did not have Care you. -Be We Care!
35, ——— Did you not find that this is the KFC family bucket
36, this time it is a large -scale Qing Palace workplace inspirational drama
37, my salt vapor spraying you (representative of Meijia) r r
Upgrade version: I bite a sip of salt and soda ~~~~ Bite you
38, the man must break his life, the woman wants to sell it for honor
39, we are so enthusiastic, lively, and enthusiastic
40, you must kill himself if you are unexpected. Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence
41, 24K pure handsome
42, not going home at 2:30 in the morning, there must be no good things
43, security guard: You are, Li Xiaolu? Youyou: Ah, what eyes. Security: Zhou Xun. Youyou: Yes, I am
44. There are more bridges I have walked than the roads I have walked
This is too lazy to walk
I have more salt I eat than you have eaten.
is your taste heavy
46, Philippines: Zeng Xiaolian.
Ziqiao: Do you like it?
看到: We see you talking to men.
Youyou: Do you see it? which one?
47, Meijia, one seven, seven, 278, 38 Women's Day, May 1st Labor Day, Children's Day
48, I am the sister of He Lizhu, the river live, feed, feed Quan Zhixian, I am at half past two, oh, you have to come too
49, a person with a height of 1.87 meters even wore 37 yards. Essence
50, Yifei: This good news is that I have a good news to tell you next week.
51, Teacher Zeng: At noon today, we can have dinner together.
52, Peach Blossom Battle Chrysanthemum Monster!
53, the evil path of the evil. Essence
54, let's talk about it, it is not your gasoline, let it go
55, who won't it be useful? The key is useful?
56, Yifei: An accident, I am afraid that Zhanbo dare not.
57, ---- May I ask, is there any mineral water?
---- Yes.
---- Is there fruit juice?
-orange juice and peach juice, which one is needed?
---- Actually I want to drink cola
---- Do I need to add ice?
---- Then give me a bottle of Bingrui
-- -Is sorry, we do n’t have Bingrui
---- That ’s still mineral water
58, this is the
in fact there is no special meaning
But if you are willing to marry me
I have no opinion
59, sorry for Zhanbo
I I can’t marry you
because I only know yesterday
Female
I want to return to the Western Regions to take charge of the Holy Fire Order
Don’t believe it
60, Meijia:
I I think the plot is good
Grab a woman with the emperor
enough
too exciting
Yiyou:
This one is not a drama
Meijia:
how can it be possible
Is the palace lock Xinyu
61, the so -called visiting relatives and relatives. Gu's tone is really funny ...)
64, hisrogen exploded overnight?
65, all middle -aged women in this world may become my mother -in -law ~
66, what else can I do in addition to being an expert?
… ...
67, you are a well. The horizontal and vertical is two
68. Whenever I find the key to success, someone will always change the lock
69, Yifei: Because I have not decided to have a boy or a girl, so I don’t know if you want to be a role Grandma is still her mother -in -law.
70, Phelps cottage special waterproof machine, cottage machine, is cattle ...
71, Xiaoxian: Do you know what the most popular is? It's not a cow piano, it's a group of cows facing you, playing coins!
72, Xiaoxian: Just like Zi Qiao's hair
73, Youyou: You say it is in case, what about the remaining 999 nine?
74, Yifei: I'm coming to the balcony to enjoy the moon
Xiaoxian: Wow, so delicate reason
If I can't see that man, I will let you disappear! Disappearing in the sense of biology and sociology! —— Hu Yifei
I really did not intentionally know, you can format me! ——Geng Xiaoxian
Now raw rice has been cooked into porridge! ——The Zhang Wei
I thought I was God! You can settle myself, and you can also spend all beings. But in the end, it was empty. I did not help you realize your desire. I am not God, but lonely! ——Geng Xiaoxian
Welcome to listen to your moon and my heart. Good men are me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian. ——Geng Xiaoxian
is the same as one million and one million, because I do n’t have it! —— Lu Ziqiao
is better to throw a coin to help you calculate a hexagram. On the front, you are done by her. , She scored you, if the coin stands on the ground, you will retreat all over, how about it? ——Hou Yifei
Meijia: Be careful big talk horny tip violence: That is just a beautiful lover: psychiatric patients
—— —— —— —— leak. --Hu Yi Fei
Special agency: "Frankly widen, resist strictness, say, what is your name?"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "My name is Jackie Chan ..."
Special agents: "Why don't you say that you are Chen Zhen! Honest! Say, what is your name? "
Zeng Xiaoxian:" My name is Chen Zhen ... "
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The special agent picked up the whip!
Zeng Xiaoxian: "I said! I said! ..... I named Zeng Brother!"
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